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joshpeck:

follow me on my twitter where i just talk about how much of a loser I am @ohitisjosh

http://joshpeckofficial.com/post/100544552988/follow-me-on-my-twitter-where-i-just-talk-about
ohh jen ur ass.... ur ass is gonna get reamed
http://frostbitten.co.vu/post/99256821794

If My Dog Could Talk

Dog:
WAT DOING
Me:
Nothing. I just stood up.
Dog:
WHERE GO
Me:
I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.
Dog:
CAN I COME
Me:
I mean sure but I'm literally just-
Dog:
I COME TOO
Dog:
WAT DOING
Me:
I need to open this door.
Dog:
I HALP
Me:
No but you're in front of the door. Move please.
Dog:
I HALP
Me:
Sigh.
Dog:
WHERE GOING
Me:
I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago.
Dog:
CAN I COME
Me:
Sure.
Dog:
I SIT IN LAP
Me:
No please don't you are-
Dog:
I SIT IN LAP
Me:
No there's no room and-
Dog:
LAP
Me:
No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you.
Dog:
RIGHT HERE
Me:
That's literally on top of my leg.
Dog:
IT'S PERFECT PET ME
Me:
I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass-
Dog:
PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
Me:
I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink-
Dog:
PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
Me:
I AM
Dog:
I SIT IN LAP
Dog:
PET ME PET ME PET ME
Dog:
HOLD SLOBBER TOY
Dog:
SNEEZE IN UR FACE
Me:
.......
http://schoolofstitchcraft.tumblr.com/post/87551808709/if-my-dog-could-talk

iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so goddamn cool

http://iguanamouth.tumblr.com/post/92523568772/youre-gonna-look-so-goddamn-cool
You can tell so much about a person by the way they leave you.
http://guntoyourhead.tumblr.com/post/95029101255/you-can-tell-so-much-about-a-person-by-the-way
I do not need someone to complete me
but if you wanted to
we could walk next to each other
into whatever is coming next.

-- Meghan Lynn (via lunagemme)

http://lunagemme.tumblr.com/post/100536748457/i-do-not-need-someone-to-complete-me-but-if-you

kidslut:

Hum Hallelujah // Fall Out Boy

http://kidslut.tumblr.com/post/100474628549/hum-hallelujah-fall-out-boy
http://nauseabonde.tumblr.com/post/100371588125/when-somebody-joins-tumblr

ohcaptainmycaptain1918:

fvanjik:

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MY BLOG
IM JUST LAUGHING SO HARD
moment of silence 4 ppl who have to deal with surprise dick pics

http://rawunmedicatedheartt.tumblr.com/post/98283446373/jsantagato-how-to-sext-x

alxsie:

3dsmallperson:

this little baby is smiling a lot! he did a great job and found around 250,000 tabs of ecstasy!!

that dog is gonna be off his face

http://3dsmall.tumblr.com/post/65017223356/this-little-baby-is-smiling-a-lot-he-did-a-great

I told my psychiatrist that I’m anxious pretty much all the time unless I’m at home or in my car. He then prescribes me two anxiety medications and stresses they are only as needed….but I’m anxious ALL THE TIME.

binghoulbar:

grizzlygains:

happyhalloweekes:

spoopy-shanin:

I’m not too late for the cute lil ghosts, right?

Of course you have to drag it and be amazed

THIS IS THE BEST ONE YET

Ok dragging it is cool but open it on mobile its even better

http://spoopy-shanin.tumblr.com/post/100173226940/im-not-too-late-for-the-cute-lil-ghosts-right

turntable-thoughts:

glittergooch:

I hate when black clothes are a slightly different black and don’t match

we joke but this is an actual thing

http://daddydom420.tumblr.com/post/86347182734/i-hate-when-black-clothes-are-a-slightly-different
http://xasiralx.tumblr.com