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penis-hilton:

me dying

http://marathonsofconsumption.tumblr.com/post/82623329077

You Cannot Rest Here

feelinranty:

meeplol:

Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”

Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?

I do.

Don’t you fuckin do this to me

http://meeplol.tumblr.com/post/78271270726/you-cannot-rest-here
Patrick Doing The Thing in Get Busy Living or Get Buisy Dying
From Under the Cork Tree
Fall Out Boy
http://spazztrick.tumblr.com/post/54786937384/this-is-the-part-in-get-busy-living-or-get-busy

lolsofunny:

 

I love this comics

I’M GONNA BUILD A DECK

http://iwonderhowlongicanmakemyusername.tumblr.com/post/63008896067/i-love-this-comics

When milsos say they can’t handle this.

themilsorantblog:

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Stop saying you can’t handle this when you obviously know the only way out of it is a break up and you already made it clear that “this person is your one and only and you can’t live without them.”

Is it hard? Yes. 

Do we know how hard it was for us? Yes. 

Are we tired of hearing how you can’t do this, but then turn around in two days and talk about how completely in love you are with your S/O and that things are perfect and you love your [insert military term here]? YES. 

If you can’t handle it, then leave. If it’s hard, then say it’s hard but figure out a way to deal with it. It’s okay to complain every now and then, but blowing up tags and your own page about how hard it is won’t do shit. 

You can’t change it. They can’t change it. So please, shut up. 

http://espeoon.tumblr.com/post/82938027637
Anonymous asked:
Black Jesus...? That's so racist and disrespects peoples religion. Just because someone is African American and catholic doesn't give you the right to call him that. Go die.

bigjumps-biggerstunts:

thecanadiancheerleader:

THATS HIS NICKNAME
EVERYONE CALLS HIM THAT
HE CALLS HIMSELF THAT
SHUT UP

Oh my god I’m screaming

http://thecanadiancheerleader.com/post/83721784378/black-jesus-thats-so-racist-and-disrespects

pluckyyoungdonna:

f0rget-them-all:

omg

EVEN SNAPE HAS NO TIME FOR SNAPE APOLOGISTS

http://f0rget-them-all.tumblr.com/post/81411852111/omg

superficialryne:

"I love American Horror Story!"

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"Kyle and Zoe’s relationship was so beautiful, by far the best part of this season!"

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http://superficialryne.tumblr.com/post/81654227062/i-love-american-horror-story-kyle-and

straaya:

I’m just a needy piece of shit that needs constant reassurance that I’m wanted

http://straaya.tumblr.com/post/78549468561/im-just-a-needy-piece-of-shit-that-needs-constant

latenightalaska:

jhameia:

whiny-sugar-glider:

creepylurker:

they want to go fishing but ICE

bald eagles look grumpy on their best days but this is grumpy waddling and it is amazing

he walks over to the others in the last gif like “man this lake fucking sucks”

http://whiny-sugar-glider.tumblr.com/post/69796580288

sibiet:

i actually like asshole couples best like the couples that pick on each other so much and call each other names but it’s okay because you know they’re actually totally in love and none of it is meant in a mean way and every insult is punctuated by a sweet comment to remind the other how much they actually adore them and i’m sorry but there isn’t anything cuter ok

http://sibiet.tumblr.com/post/48301529694/i-actually-like-asshole-couples-best-like-the

regressions:

twitter & instagram - @fablefaser

http://crazyflux.tumblr.com/

heldersangel:

thefirstblackspectre:

support our troops

I want this posted on every web page ever created

http://thebestvinevideos.tumblr.com/post/81803446763/this-shit-be-cracking-me-up-vine-boogi3