Infamous 3rd year “My father will hear about this” Draco refusing to participate in Lupin’s class on boggarts because the whole thing is ridiculous but when it’s his turn he walks up to the wardrobe and Lucius Malfoy steps out
THIS UPSETS ME
a list of emotions i feel frequently
- fall out boy
- 4 am
- lying face down on the floor
- no shirt
i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost
and she’s just like
well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit
When you put the tip in and she already moanin.
-- A novel written by me. (via yball)
"Your dress is too short."
Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.
OH MYG OD